Are you in trouble? Is your career not working out? Are your relationships in a mess? Does life look meaningless and you don't know what to do? You've been to all the possible astrologers, but can't seem to find the right stars to open your luck? Well, forget all of those and approach just one star, who's the brightest amongst them all, and it is none other than Salman Khan! [follow Salman Khan on facebook]
Yes you heard it right. No no, he's not abandoned his films and canvases to become a psychic healer, but then with the fall of events, it just appears that he's the new 'agony aunt' in town. Or should we say 'uncle.' But then, not even our 16 year old girls would want to call him that. So let us just stick to 'agony aunt' as the jargon here.
Salman's generosity and helping nature is known to almost everyone, whether the person knows him or not. But of late, it seems that he's started to be some kind of a universal shoulder for people to cry on. We see a fat little Zarine Khan tagging along with him at most of the social dos, slowly reducing the weight with each successive occasion. Rumours are that it is Salman who's 'guiding' her into gaining a better health and losing all the extra unwanted pounds.
Same with the shotgun's starry-eyed daughter Sonakshi Sinha, who just seems to be way mesmerized by the dude and his antics. Salman is also helping Sonakshi lose weight and keep fit we hear, by making her wake up early, walk, do a lot of exercises and maintain a salad diet.
Also, Salman has been known to be quite instrumental in Asin's career. First she bagged the film London Dreams with him. Now, ever since she has been banned by the South Indian film fraternity for her Sri Lanka visit during the IIFA (and the heartbreak after Dhoni's marriage); she's found her one and only shoulder to cry upon, who can at least try and keep her Bollywood career afloat and no prizes for guessing that it is the muscular hunk.
The latest in news is his ex-flame Sangeeta Bijlani, crying about her troubled marriage and taking suggestions from apna Sallu for a better way to deal with things. Talk about a big big heart, and Salman would be an unparalleled winner.
Psst: Sallu... apna Vivek is also in really troubled waters... and he's been asking for forgiveness from thy highness since eternity now. How about thoda rehem on this young lad as well?
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