Robert Pattinson Has Secret SON

Twi-hards, sit down. Put your feet up. Have a drink handy. No, not because of the ‘explosive’ claims that are about to be unveiled, but because you’re gonna be laughing until you’re blue in the face at how outrageous and unbelievable these new so-called reports about Robert Pattinson are that have been making their rounds on the net. According to ‘Famous’ Magazine out of Australia not only is Sparklepants hiding a secret girlfriend, but he’s also hiding a secret son!

Famous Magazine has cranked out a story based on dribble from “fans” who have concocted this ridiculous tale. The claim is that Pattinson has a secret girlfriend named “Elaina Arora” and they two have had fights via Twitter Sparklepants doesn’t have a Twitter nor is he dumb enough to engage in fights via the social network.

The story goes on to reveal that Rob and his “secret girlfriend” have a son together conveniently named SHAM. He was also “seen out with a mystery brunette in London last year” and that was supposed to be the stranger bitch, Elaina. The mag uses fans’ descriptions fuel their report so you can pretty much deduct with the powers of reasoning that there isn’t one shred of actual proof. According to these “fans” Pattinson was even seen out with her last year in London and they claimed to have seen an ultrasound picture inside her purse.

Obviously their claims are TOTAL CRAP and this concludes your laugh for the day. Twi-hards, you can still breath easy.